Life is like an analogy.
When all else fails, complicate matters.
Lawyers are the first refuge of the incompetent.
Luck consists largely of hanging on by your fingernails until things start to go your way.
If you hack the Vatican server, have you tampered in God's domain?
The principle of Sturgeon's Razor states that the simplest answer to any problem is 90% crap.
There are two types of people in the world, and I'm one of them.
Feminism is sort of like God. Many people profess to believe in it, but no one seems to be able to define it to everyone's satisfaction.
Violence is the first refuge of the violent.
Where can I get some tat? I'd like to trade it in.
The difference between tragedy and comedy: Tragedy is something awful happening to somebody else, while comedy is something awful happening to somebody else.
Any sufficiently badly-written science is indistinguishable from magic.
Definition of 'Free': You pay for it whether or not you elect to receive it.
The way to a man's heart is through his chest.
This would not be a problem if I were driving a snowplow.
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