Skateboarding teaches you how to take a fall properly. If you try to kickflip down some stairs, it might take you thirty tries - and you just learn how to take a tumble out of it without getting hurt.
Seeing people get messed up never gets un-funny! And there's plenty of ways to do that.
I've been doing pranks my whole life, so I guess I'm pretty good at it.
Life's philosophy, hm... I just say, 'Do what you do and have fun doing it and try not to be too miserable.'
I just lost my best friend, I have been crying hysterical for a full day.
When you're drunk, you always think you're not. If you even drink at all don't get behind the wheel.
I'm on a lot of airplanes, so I just sip on red wine thinking of stupid ideas and, when I think of it, I wanna make it happen.
I'm Bam Margera. And I feel like kicking my dad's butt all day today.
I skate all the time, but it's silly for me to do contests when MTV is giving me a boatload of money.
I quit high school the first day of 10th grade because I felt like I was wasting time.
I like geography. I could tell you the capital of any country you want.
It's kinda all about image.
My uncle is so funny - Don Vito. He was always fat with the craziest voice. Dude, he barely speaks English; it's just full-blown jibber-jabber. It's so funny to watch on TV because you really need subtitles because you can't understand him.
Sometimes when you're with somebody, and all their stuff is at your house, it's so hard to break up with them. You don't know what they're going to wreck and destroy.
I want to make my own movie.
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