New Zealand is a country of thirty thousand million sheep, three million of whom think they are human.
Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary.
My parents were very pleased that I was in the army. The fact that I hated it somehow pleased them even more.
Most of my contemporaries at school entered the World of Business, the logical destiny of bores.
To live in Australia permanently is rather like going to a party and dancing all night with one's mother.
Glamour comes from within. My beauty regime begins with my personality.
I denied this for many, many years and years... but you cannot help but not see a little of my mother in the character of Edna.
I really feel sorry for kids who aren't interested in history - recent history, either, because it is this that made us what we are.
I say things other people wish they could say. I don't pick on people - I empower them.
I suffer greatly from nerves. I have stage-fright badly, and it gets worse, but the stage is still my life.
I think of myself as an actor. The duty of an actor is to be able to impersonate anything - a child, an old man, a tree, a chair, a woman.
I'm approaching 70. Unfortunately, from the wrong direction.
I've decided the secret of parenting is benevolent neglect.
I've never looked at my Facebook page or my website, because I'm fundamentally an amateur.
I've turned from an ordinary Australian housewife into a gigastar, icon, talk-show host, swami, spin doctor... and now I'm a style guru!
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