Group conformity scares the pants off me because it's so often a prelude to cruelty towards anyone who doesn't want to - or can't - join the Big Parade.
When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London.
After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.
Cherish forever what makes you unique, 'cuz you're really a yawn if it goes.
I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing.
I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.
The worst part of success is to try finding someone who is happy for you.
I sometimes think I should go back to school to learn French and music, but who would have me?
If I could be granted a wish, I'd shine in your eye like a jewel.
I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.
I always try to balance the light with the heavy - a few tears of human spirit in with the sequins and the fringes.
I celebrate everyone's religious holidays. if it's good enough for the righteous, it's good enough for the self-righteous, I always say.
I'm working my way toward divinity.
I made a pact with myself a long time ago: Never watch anything stupider than you. It's helped me a lot.
I wouldn't say I invented tacky, but I definitely brought it to its present high popularity.
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