It's funny: people who meet me say, 'I thought you'd be different.' But I'm still the same guy.
I hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that just say, 'I'm stupid.'
A lot of times you go to a concert, and when you leave, you don't know anything more about the act then when you got there.
America loves to watch people growing and getting better.
Europe has such an expansive history.
I always wanted to be an actor. I always wanted to be John Wayne.
I am feeling older every day.
I can't count the number of times I've been sound asleep, woke up, and I was doing my hair.
I come from a time when people like Bob Newhart and Bill Cosby told stories that were devastatingly funny without being off-color.
I don't believe there's any reason for a person like myself to own an AK-47.
I don't do politics, I don't do religion, I don't do ethnic jokes.
I don't have big time celebrity friends - I'm just a guy.
I don't pick on people.
I dream of acting with Kevin Costner. I would love to do a movie with him. Not something funny, but a dramatic role.
I eat fish, chicken, vegetables and other healthier foods. I do love a great steak.
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