Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children.
It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.
I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
I'm totally confused about what I'm going to do with my life.
There is no such thing as death; life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.
Your denial is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you.
I get a kick out of being an outsider constantly. It allows me to be creative.
Listen, the next revolution is gonna be a revolution of ideas.
Women priests. Great, great. Now there's priests of both sexes I don't listen to.
I'm not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now.
When two or more people agree on an issue, I form on the other side.
The best kind of comedy to me is when you make people laugh at things they've never laughed at, and also take a light into the darkened corners of people's minds, exposing them to the light.
I'm sorry if any of you are Catholic. I'm not sorry if you're offended, I'm actually just sorry by the fact that you're Catholic.
Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.
We are the facilitators of our own creative evolution.
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