Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.
Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own logic and life... I don't want the issue of Hobbes's reality settled by a doll manufacturer.
I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?
Reality continues to ruin my life.
If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently.
The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog!
It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.
We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.
From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.
The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.
Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
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