Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
I'd like to think there is a Heaven, and it starts from the happiest day in your life.
To be good, you need to believe in what you're doing.
Change is such hard work.
What's so fascinating and frustrating and great about life is that you're constantly starting over, all the time, and I love that.
Humans love sex, we need sex, it's how we connect, it reminds us we're alive, it's the third most basic human need, after food and good movie popcorn.
My granddaughter's birth has made me want to create things she will love.
My grandparents invented joylessness. They were not fun. I've already had more fun with my grandchildren than my grandparents ever had with me.
My mind is always going. I'm always thinking what I need to do, what I haven't done, what I did do, what I didn't do as well as I could - I'm relentless that way with myself.
You have to really respect what your kids are doing with their kids and how they're raising them. You can't push your way into areas where you shouldn't be saying anything. You have to always remember they're not your own kids. Play with them, love them, spoil them to death - then hand them back.
I'm going to go on just living and laughing and loving.
Even when I was in school shows, in elementary school doing plays, I'd always go off book and start improvising.
Nobody is more truthful when he's acting than De Niro.
I can't be funny if my feet don't feel right.
In my standup work, I always do these characters, older people who are just off to the side. It's easier to write a story about the guy who made it to the top, but the middle is so much more interesting, so much more murky.
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