I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages.
There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.
The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.
North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?
I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me.
I'd love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job.
There's the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
There's only two kinds of music I don't like... Country and Western.
Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It's called Tulsa.
Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
Hawaii's the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
You can win, it'll just cost you some money.
You'd have a good voice, if it ever came out of your throat.
I don't look at myself as a hero or smart person. I have a seventh-grade education, but I've had a lot of fun.
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