Shopping in Thailand is super cheap and generally high quality. Bangkok is also safe. If you see anybody wearing camouflage holding a machete, don't be scared. They sell coconuts.
I have many favorite vacation destinations, but my favorite destination is Maui.
Koreans are hilarious.
I think I am against stereotype. Generally, Asian guys are more quiet - they study and have a good work ethic. Generally, I have none of those things.
You gotta understand, there are two different kinds of Asians - the kind who are good at school, obey their parents, go to college - that kind of stuff. And then you have my family - me, my brother, all of my cousins - we're just wretched people.
I think people just think I am crazy because they see me doing stand-up, but I am generally not. I am very sad. I'm one of those guys that lights candles and listens to Rachmaninoff.
I'm hoping that, over the years, people will come back to 'MADtv' and think it isn't that bad. We had some really talented people on there.
I guess I am in handsome - in certain parts of the world. If I was, like, in Mongolia, living on a mountain and in my village, I could be the hottest guy. In L.A., I'm... average?
I know I can get laughs anywhere, in front of any crowd, if I'm given the chance.
I like Columbus, Ohio, because it's Pleasantville for real. They have the nicest white people I have ever met, and I mean that!
I never wanted to be road comic.
I'm in this business, man, and I honestly don't know anything about show business at all. I don't know how it works.
Stand-up is the only thing I have complete control over. There's something to be said for that.
When 'MADtv' got cancelled, I didn't work at all - for three years.
When I found stand-up, it was like finding home.
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