I collect antiques. Why? Because they're beautiful.
I've made upwards of a million bucks in the cops-and-robbers business.
I'm too young for Medicare and too old for broads to care.
My father was always telling himself no one was perfect, not even my mother.
If you're going to be a bum, be the biggest. If you're going to blow it, blow it big.
So don't applaud. Just send me the check.
When people tell you they saw your last picture - well, the way they say it sounds like they hope it was.
I have a jaundiced eye but a young mind.
I've made my peace with myself.
I get a wild hair up my nose and I want to go.
I only go to mass when somebody asks me, but when I get in trouble I call for a priest.
I want to make someone walk straight, but I've left my sons nothing but wars.
I'm a lousy reader.
I'm what you call a deathbed Catholic.
It's hard to explain why I like Europe so much.
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