A tramp, a gentleman, a poet, a dreamer, a lonely fellow, always hopeful of romance and adventure.
I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man.
Words are cheap. The biggest thing you can say is 'elephant'.
I suppose that's one of the ironies of life doing the wrong thing at the right moment.
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
That is why, no matter how desperate the predicament is, I am always very much in earnest about clutching my cane, straightening my derby hat and fixing my tie, even though I have just landed on my head.
Despair is a narcotic. It lulls the mind into indifference.
I remain just one thing, and one thing only, and that is a clown. It places me on a far higher plane than any politician.
Only the unloved hate; the unloved and the unnatural.
To help a friend in need is easy, but to give him your time is not always opportune.
Dictators free themselves, but they enslave the people.
I have no further use for America. I wouldn't go back there if Jesus Christ was President.
We might as well die as to go on living like this.
I went into the business for the money, and the art grew out of it. If people are disillusioned by that remark, I can't help it. It's the truth.
Remember, you can always stoop and pick up nothing.
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