All my children inherited perfect pitch.
Every Vacation movie didn't just make the studio money. They each made the studio a lot of money.
Once I got married and had kids, I moved away from romantic roles, because it seemed wrong to have my three-year-old wondering why Daddy was kissing someone else.
With Clinton, there's no question that I would have made fun of his out-and-out lying. But he's also a good friend.
I tell the person I won't take a picture or sign the autograph, but I will shake their hand. That kind of personal touch is all they're really seeking.
I was always the guy getting kicked out of my classes at school for having an attitude problem.
The best advice I can give you about falling is to never land.
Once I got married and had kids, I moved away from romantic roles, because it seemed wrong to have my 3-year-old wondering why Daddy was kissing someone else.
I just went into this business for laughs. I guess I don't mind being an actor so much now.
A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me.
Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.
We never could have performed live for an hour and a half every week if we were doing drugs.
I made about 28 movies, and I think about five of them were good.
What interests me is being alive and being with friends that I care about and being as creative as I can given circumstance.
Live a life of grace. You'll be a better person for it, and so will your children.
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