It doesn't matter how old I get, I always act like an excited five year-old kid with severe ADD and a waddle at Disneyland.
My life is an awkward visit from the kids table.
I can sing and dance. I can smile - a lot.
I was a lone duck in a swan-filled pond who criticized everyone.
I grew up in a conservative small town, and the gay characters I saw on TV and in movies when I was growing up were all flamboyant and obnoxious and sometimes kind of annoying.
I could never rap, personally. I can't even wrap presents.
I kind of did this thing in high school, a spoof of 'Sweeney Todd' called 'Shirley Todd,' and I had a great time doing that.
I think always staying focused and not taking things too seriously, but taking the important things seriously.
Not taking yourself too seriously, that's the important thing.
I couldn't do country, with all due respect to all country music artists. My parents dressed me up with a cowboy hat and we'd go to the rodeo when I was younger and it traumatized me for life.
I wish I could walk into a room and feel superior and have my nose up at everybody, but I can't, because I know I'm just a huge nerd, and that wouldn't work for me.
Oh, I have this feud going with the L.A. Unified School District, because I keep getting these phone calls saying my daughter keeps missing classes, I mean, at all hours of the night, I had like, two calls this morning and I keep calling saying I haven't got a daughter!
The gay people I knew in real life were soft spoken and didn't want to call attention to themselves because they were terrified of exposing themselves, of people finding out that they're gay.
I'm pretty sure I'm going to fall in my GaGa shoes one night on tour and I'm hoping it becomes a Youtube sensation.
I can act... I do a little writing as well. And I'm good at typing. I'm a creative typist, actually.
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