I think mankind is overly sensitive, very needy, greedy, and flawed.
I have a wonderful respect for old people.
My brother asked me once, 'Are you a misanthrope?' And I said, 'No, I just find people irritating.'
A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn't answer the phone.
People here in Los Angeles are disgusted now about a sex scandal involving Arnold Schwarzenegger. Apparently for seven years, he carried on a sexual relationship with his own wife.
The big political news, Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he's running for governor of California, and already, people are chanting, 'Four more vowels, four more vowels.'
Broadcasting was something, I don't want to say it came easy, but it's something I'm comfortable doing.
I enjoyed retirement the right way... linguine con vongole, red wine and plenty of truffle cheese.
I lived in a studio apartment until my mid-30s. I don't have an extravagant lifestyle.
CBS was very generous in their offer to re-sign me. But I simply want to try something new.
Did you see the statue topple? Bill Clinton got nostalgic seeing something that big in a beret go down.
However, frat-boy humor is funny and it always will be.
I learned at an early age that using the third person will push some buttons.
It's fun being creative and that's satisfying.
President Bush spent last night calling world leaders to support the war with Iraq and it is sad when the most powerful man on earth is yelling, 'I know you're there, pick up, pick up.
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