Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.
Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I'm tired of making other people feel good about themselves.
Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
The humor is essentially dark for a cartoon and sophisticated. But at the same time, being a cartoon gives the writers more freedom than in a normal sitcom. It always pushes the line that, despite human failings, the Simpsons are really decent people.
There are times when the writers ask us to improvise. Sometimes the animators are inspired by what you do, and sometimes you are inspired by what the animators do.
In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!
To many, Homer may appear lazy and a loser, but he's just much misguided. He's boorish, sure, but well meaning and, I guess, the one thing we have in common is the pursuit of lousy diets.
After years of doing it, you learn the difference between your ego and your opinion. When you're married you have to cut through that.
Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them.
Go ahead and play the blues if it'll make you happy.
I often say, if I wasn't part of the show I'd be a huge fan of it.
I think that most people don't even know that I do other things. They think that Homer is all that I do.
I always enjoyed writing. I did playlets in high school, I did radio shows in college. That's one of the reasons I went down to Second City, because you could do acting and writing.
I've made a kind of pact with myself where I said, It doesn't matter what it is as long as I'm acting.
If I were actually Homer Simpson, I'd be getting scripts out the wazoo.
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