It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions.
The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat.
The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting.
To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent.
It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent.
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
The Sixties are now considered a historical period, just like the Roman Empire.
Newspaper readership is declining like crazy. In fact, there's a good chance that nobody is reading my column.
Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough.
We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it travels inside wires.
It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells... to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin.
Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just what they appear to be. Tragically.
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