If it wasn't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsover.
There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
People say New Yorkers can't get along. Not true. I saw two New Yorkers, complete strangers, sharing a cab. One guy took the tires and the radio; the other guy took the engine.
There's only one requirement of any of us, and that is to be courageous. Because courage, as you might know, defines all other human behavior. And, I believe - because I've done a little of this myself - pretending to be courageous is just as good as the real thing.
Experts say that Iraq may have nuclear weapons. That's bad news - they may have a nuclear bomb. Now the good news is that they have to drop it with a camel.
Last night the United States dropped four 2,000 pound bombs on Saddam Hussein. I don't know anything about explosives, but, my God, do those things even need to explode?
There's not a man, woman or child on the face of the earth who doesn't enjoy a tasty beverage.
I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host.
Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.
No one knows if Saddam is still alive. They keep showing old footage of him on TV saying that it's live. You know, it's like the same thing we do with Dick Cheney.
I'm just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious.
A lot of folks are still demanding more evidence before they actually consider Iraq a threat. For example, France wants more evidence. And you know I'm thinking, the last time France wanted more evidence they rolled right through Paris with the German flag.
There is no off position on the genius switch.
Anything worth doing is worth overdoing.
USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population.
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