Police in Washington D.C. are now using cameras to catch drivers who go through red lights. Many congressmen this week opposed the use of the red light cameras incorrectly assuming they were being used for surveillance at local brothels.
Never have lives less lived been more chronicled.
I want to help the helpless, but I don't want to help the clueless.
Now, I don't want to get off on a rant here, but guilt is simply God's way of letting you know that you're having too good a time.
Elected office holds more perks than Elvis' nightstand.
Liberals should not overplay this weapons of mass destruction card, because you want me to tell you the truth? Most of us are not going to care if they don't find these weapons of mass destruction. It's enough for a lot of us to see those kids smiling on that street again.
You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only one begins with an R.
I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.
Why is electricity so expensive these days? Why does it cost so much for something I can make with a balloon and my hair?
Somebody can say they don't understand why somebody drifts. But I've always found people who drift interesting, 'cause it shows me the game's not stagnant in their own head. They're thinking.
I rant, therefore I am.
Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece of paper. Well, so is money, and what's more life-affirming than cold, hard cash?
A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.
There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it.
Most Americans will let liberals and conservatives play their games because most Americans don't pay attention.
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