It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing to prove you are ignorant.
There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.
There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.
The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.
If I had my life to live over, I would perhaps have more actual troubles but I'd have fewer imaginary ones.
It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter.
Poverty must have many satisfactions, else there would not be so many poor people.
Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.
The beggar is the only person in the universe not obliged to study appearance.
A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.
Why resist temptation? There will always be more.
Unhappiness is not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it.
Don't ever slam a door, you might want to go back.
Golf may be a hussy, but I love her.
There is more sophistication and less sense in New York than anywhere else on the globe.
For un-subscribe please check the mail footer.