I have been very blessed in my life and rewarded with good friends and good health. I am grateful and happy to be able to share this.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for hours.
At least in America, you have freedom of speech, which is a good thing. It's just a question of whether you're allowed to use it on 'Fox News'.
Talent is always more interesting - ambition is not interesting. If you have talent, you have to find ways of expressing it, but you may not be a success in the world's terms.
Life took over 4 billion years to evolve into you, and you've about 70 more years to enjoy it. Don't just pursue happiness, catch it.
John Cleese once told me he'd do anything for money. So I offered him a pound to shut up, and he took it.
You look just like you!
I do pool exercises, like weightlifting but underwater. I walk, I swim... I'm pretty fit for an old bloke.
The dreadful thing about getting older is you cry at the drop of a hat.
Probably spending 12 years at boarding school - comedy became a survival gene. But I think some people are funny right off the bat, as soon as they can speak or be naughty.
It just seems to me that there's no particular reason comedy albums should be dead. There's a lot to laugh at. We have very funny people, still.
My education was paid for by the RAF Benevolent Fund, so a charity school, run like an orphanage, with uniforms and beatings. It was tough, but it got me to Cambridge - like being a chrysalis suddenly becoming a butterfly.
I love my family, my wife, my kids, my dogs, my home, my life. I am a very happy and contented man.
Life is a comedy when watching and a tragedy when experiencing. I try and share anything I have.
You initially become funny as a kid because you're looking for attention and love. Psychologists think that's all to do with mother abandonment. I think John Cleese has his depressions, and Terry Gilliam's the same. All of us together make one completely insane person.
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