People say that love is in every corner... I must be walking in circles.
Love is the fart
Of every heart
For when held in
Doth pain thy host
But when let out
Pains others most
Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you... I wish that someday I'd dream about my pillow and I'd be hugging you.
He broke my heart, so I broke his jaw.
My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just can't hold it in.
True love is like a pillow
You can hug it when you're in trouble
You can cry on it when you're in pain
You can embrace it when you're happy
So when you need true love
Buy a pillow
Your smile can be compared to a flower
Your voice can be compared to a cuckoo
Your innocence to a child
But in stupidity you have no comparison
You're the best!
You always stop and stare, why not just take a picture?
People tell me there's plenty of fish in the sea. But who wants to date a fish?
The police are on the way to arrest you for stealing my heart, hijacking my feelings, and driving me crazy. See you in court!
Love is like peeing your pants everyone can see it but only you can feel it. Thanks for being the pee in my pants.
My love for you is like a fart. Everything about it is powered by my heart.
Love is metaphysical gravity
Love is like a golden chain that links our hearts together and if you ever break that chain youll break my heart 4ever!xxx
I am not perfect. I make mistakes. I want to tell you that I appreciate you being with me even when you know how I am.
For un-subscribe please check the mail footer.