Vodka does not ease back pain. But it does get your mind off it.
The key factor in the vodka category is smoothness, and smoothness is what our vodka has.
I'm glad I don't have to make a living farming. Too much hard work. Too many variables you don't have control over, like, is it going to rain? All I can say is, god bless the real farmers out there.
Every time I got close, somebody seemed to play a little better.
Newspapers do a good job telling me what happened yesterday, but they'd be a lot more impressive if they could tell me what's going to happen tomorrow.
If the pressure is getting to you, whistle. In a barely audible way. It's the best way I know of to let go of tension. Music gets your mind off the situation, and the act of whistling melts the tension out of your body.
Life is not a bowl full of cherries, there's good and bad stuff.
I have to make things right with Tiger first before anything else.
Have a little fun. A few laughs.
It's fun when the ball is going in the hole and things are going right, but it's a miserable game when things aren't going well.
It's nice to walk into a club and see your picture. Then you know you've done something good.
When things are going good they just keep going good.
I'm not a great player, but I'm a damn good one.
The greatest thing about golf, there's no end to it unless you're dead. You just go from here to the Senior Tour.
When you play against the best, it brings the best out in everybody.
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