I'm attracted to pathos, because life is mostly pathos. I've had a lot of it in my life.
Which reminds me of a fortune cookie: you often find your destiny on the path you take to avoid it.
I think you can tell the human condition better through comedy.
I love the fact that it starts from there, and you don't know where it's gonna go. Wait long enough - love will find you. Everything's a surprise. When you think you've got it all figured out... as Emerson said, the dice of God are always loaded.
Pretty Woman was the easiest job I've ever done. I just wore the right toupee.
Food is a passion. Food is love.
The fact that that's the difference between Mexicans and Cubans is pronounced. It's so immediately recognizable, the way a Cuban speaks, the way a Cuban moves the hands.
I never learned to cook; I was a little spoiled as far as that's concerned.
Sometimes I just walk through; I just show up, as in The Other Sister.
I've dodged bullets but there's no scandal in my life.
I'm a parent, especially when you've had the intense parenting the way I had. It's all in the bank. It's all in the great experience bank. Those are your secrets. That's the stuff that makes your work rich, that's what you dip into.
Definitely not a sitcom, that's my first condition. No sitcoms.
I work with Garry no matter what. What I wanted to keep going was the streak.
On those, I've said it before, I work free. It's the waiting they pay me for.
You can trust a Neil Simon script. Every dot. Every dash; that pause means something. He takes all the jokes out, practically.
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