Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same woman can't be fooled by the same man in the same way more than half of the time.
A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.
Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.
A man is like a cat; chase him and he will run - sit still and ignore him and he'll come purring at your feet.
Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds.
Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.
Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.
To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor.
A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not be lost to the world.
In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued.
When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they 'don't understand' one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.
The woman who appeals to a man's vanity may stimulate him, the woman who appeals to his heart may attract him, but it is the woman who appeals to his imagination who gets him.
A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.
Don't waste time trying to break a man's heart; be satisfied if you can just manage to chip it in a brand new place.
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