When you think about rock at its origin, and you think of the Beatles and millions of kids screaming as loud as they can and running as fast as they can towards the Beatles, there's no one who is that kind of lightning rod, who commands that kind of power and has that kind of creative magma.
When I was a kid, I thought I was the strongest man in the world. Then, the fastest runner and then the smartest person in the world. One by one my delusions got shut down. Now I just see myself as the lamest guy in the world.
You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow.
I don't have any real spirituality in my life - I'm kind of an atheist - but when music can take me to the highest heights, it's almost like a spiritual feeling. It fills that void for me.
I'd just like to be in films that I would like to see.
If Beethoven and Bach hooked up with Mozart and made a band, they could be a distant runner up to The D.
Push-ups, sit-ups, and a strict diet of raisins. That's my plan.
I'm gonna drop fitty. I'm gonna drop fitty pounds. How many quarter-pounders with cheeses is that? I'm gonna drop 200 quarter-pounder with cheeses.
Let's face it, the great comedians now that are handicapped in the looks department are tremendous writers.
I think of myself as an entertainment arsenal. Like I have my acting bazooka and my music machete. And you don't know what I'm going to come at you with.
My parents were very supportive of me and my artistic endeavours. My father and mother came to every school play I ever did.
I've had so many hot, cheesy, corny loves of music in my life. I had a very intense Billy Joel period. So once you've really Joeled it up - there's some good periods of Joel; it's not all hot cheese. But I can't judge anyone else for their cheese. I've deep-sea dived in the Gouda.
We're in the dark ages if J-Lo can have a music career because of her ass. And let's face it, that's it.
When it's a bad movie you want to release it quietly. You try to keep it a secret like an STD.
The real challenge is if you don't look super sexy, like a Brad Pitt, you're going to have to try harder. You're going to have to make up for it in other ways.
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