Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.
Progress was all right. Only it went on too long.
Love is what you've been through with somebody.
The appreciative smile, the chuckle, the soundless mirth, so important to the success of comedy, cannot be understood unless one sits among the audience and feels the warmth created by the quality of laughter that the audience takes home with it.
There are two kinds of light - the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures.
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
Let us not look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around in awareness.
The most dangerous food is wedding cake.
Sixty minutes of thinking of any kind is bound to lead to confusion and unhappiness.
I used to wake up at 4 A.M. and start sneezing, sometimes for five hours. I tried to find out what sort of allergy I had but finally came to the conclusion that it must be an allergy to consciousness.
All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why.
It is better to have loafed and lost, than never to have loafed at all.
Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost.
There is no exception to the rule that every rule has an exception.
It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers.
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