It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.
I saw a stationery store move.
They asked me what I thought about euthanasia. I said I'm more concerned about the adults.
I model irregular clothing.
At Motel 6 in Amish Country I wonder if they leave the light on for you?
After all these years I had the privilege of naming my private part, cause we have nicknames. So I named my private part pride... it's not much but at least I have my pride.
I don't need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me.
I told my therapist I was having nightmares about nuclear explosions. He said don't worry it's not the end of the world.
My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings.
I went to a record store and asked for 50 cent. They kicked me out for pan-handling.
I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights.
I'm on performance enhancing drugs, so I may cause drowsiness.
I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out.
My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.
I once dated a weather girl, we talked up a storm.
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