There's only one true superpower amongst human beings, and that is being funny. People treat you differently if you can make them laugh.
For me, baseball is more comparable to chess than it is to hockey.
I hate cellphones. They are not for good, they're for evil. They're for gossip.
I have gone to many theaters where it is so unpleasant with the commercials before the movie, the volume, and the disrespect of the filmgoers. So I understand people not wanting to go to the theater.
Parents have got to chill out. Let your kid eat dirt - they're gonna be fine!
I don't care what I do - act, stand-up, write, direct - it doesn't matter as long as I'm being creative and it's good work.
I never analyze stuff with comedy because it's boring. It makes you stop being funny. Just be who you are and do what you do, and you're either funny or you're not.
Forget 'full of myself,' I'm not remotely impressed with myself.
Why do I want to be challenged or have challenges? That's why I don't go climb mountains.
I do love directing. It's probably my favorite thing that I do.
I felt very comfortable about myself when I was much heavier. I feel much better about myself from being fit.
I'm totally comfortable not being as funny as Larry David.
The only thing that I demand of the audience is that they listen to what I'm saying. Other than that, they owe me nothing. They don't owe me a thing.
I have the bigger iPad, but the Mini is the best. It just seems perfect. The old one seems so big and heavy. I like simple and clean.
When you see a bad romantic comedy, you see the script, the director, and the actors trying to create this warmth and this pathos and this feeling that you care about them. That cannot be manufactured - it's either there or it isn't.
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