I can go everywhere and no one recognises me.
Good morning is a contradiction of terms.
There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three capabilities is not necessarily debilitating. A handicap can give you the opportunity to focus more on art, writing, or music.
I probably get more inspiration for human stories and idiosyncrasies than I do animal stories.
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.
You'd have to go a long way to find someone who was more proud and grateful for what our veterans have done for all of us.
Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.
Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.
My dream in life is to write the one gag that makes everyone in the world laugh.
Cats rule the world.
Cats are anthropomorphised in art because they are so laid back that you automatically attribute human thoughts and feelings to them.
You have to do something when you're lying in bed. So you play with your mind.
I didn't have a whole lot of success getting dates, I was always a bit of a geek.
I thought if I could create a convincing cat I could say and do anything I wanted on the human condition.
I'm still a farm boy at heart. If I hadn't suffered from asthma as a child, I would be a farmer today.
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