Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.
Being Christian towards poor people means trying to improve their lives and give them back some self-respect.
There's lots of different feminist groups. It's not as straightforward as just looking like a plumber.
As a comic and as a nurse, it's important to look calm on the surface when you're absolutely crapping yourself inside. So, if someone is waving a machete at you, which has happened to me when I was a nurse, it's important to make that person feel that you're in control.
I never ever take into consideration the consequences of my actions until it's too late.
I must be an anorexic because an anorexic looks in the mirror and sees a fat person.
I tend to think the world is a bit of a miserable place, so anyone who can add to people's optimistic, cheerful side is doing a good job, which is what I hope I'm doing.
I never think, 'Where am I going to be in a year's time?' That seems to be a sure way of missing the fact that you might be quite happy now.
Even nice things don't make you happy when you're tired.
I read that book 'Fat is a Feminist Issue', got a bit desperate halfway through and ate it.