Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.
If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.
If capital and labor ever do get together it's good night for the rest of us.
A bee is never as busy as it seems; it's just that it can't buzz any slower.
Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.
Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
Where ignorance is bliss it's foolish to borrow your neighbor's newspaper.
We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate.
There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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