Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
I'm too young for Medicare and too old for women to care.
You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.
A happy childhood... is the worst possible preparation for life.
Remember: Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's is plural possessive.
Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people.
I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.
I never apologize for the truth. And the truth here is that racists come in many different colors.
If Willie Nelson had been Rosa Parks, there never would have been a civil rights movement in this country, because he refuses to leave the back of the bus.
Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.
I've always said money may buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail.
I don't apologize to people who try to intimidate.
And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians.
We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians.
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