Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.
Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure.
Don't believe in miracles - depend on them.
Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week.
Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.
You can't cross the sea merely by standing and staring at the water. Don't let yourself indulge in vain wishes.
You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.
Lead, follow, or get out of the way.
Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively.
An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.
The seaman tells stories of winds, the ploughman of bulls; the soldier details his wounds, the shepherd his sheep.
When in doubt or danger, run in circles, scream and shout.
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