I don't understand why people think it's harder to do drama than it is to do comedy.
I've always surrounded myself with funny people.
I don't take anything at face value. I always look for the reasons people are the way they are.
When I was 9, my parents let me take a cab to the mall all by myself. I had hardly any money to spend, but I did have a very specific list of things I wanted to do: buy cookies and sit on the furniture at Sears.
I'm so sick of seeing these movies where married couples are just cuddling on the couch and caressing each other's faces.
Everything is so chaotic. My nervous system can't handle it. I need my peace, so, every once in a while, while the kids are at school, I lie in bed, close the curtains, watch television and eat food.
I bring a poofy gray down jacket with me wherever I go. It's meant for winter, but I use it most in the summer, when everyone cranks up the air-conditioning.
Women do not like CDs of live music. We only like the original recordings. If a song sounds different from the version we fell in love with, then it's awful.
Perfect people are the scariest people to me.
Women love hairy men. Cavemen were the sexiest men in history.
Auditioning is so nerve-racking.
I'd never want to go back to being in my twenties or thirties. I was lost and confused and uncomfortable in my own skin.
Along with age comes more confidence, so it kind of works out.
Basically, I just want to do a movie where I'm surrounded by women.
Child actors don't have great track records.
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