Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself someday.
Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off lights for economical rather than romantic reasons.
If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals.
I love all my children, but some of them I don't like.
We may not return the affection of those who like us, but we always respect their good judgment.
I know folks all have a tizzy about it, but I like a little bourbon of an evening. It helps me sleep. I don't much care what they say about it.
Every time I think that I am getting old, and gradually going to the grave, something else happens.
Jimmy says he'll never tell a lie. Well, I lie all the time. I have to - to balance the family ticket.
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