Have you ever had one of those moments when you look up and realize that you're one of those people you see on the train talking to themselves?
There are also always those burnt, hard kernels at the bottom that don't pop. You know why they don't pop? They don't pop because they have integrity.
Surveillance induced morality: relics of cultural retardation.
Comedy is obviously a matter of personal taste and the world always needs a clown and some people have no taste at all and any clown will do.
We need the children of Indonesia and the Philippines to manufacture our freedom of choice.
It's easy to maintain your integrity when no one is offering to buy it out.
Left wing, right wing, I am wingless and tired of trying to fly. Here comes the ground.
As a performer you are being used to keep people watching so the commercial endorsements that support the network can be seen by as many people as possible.
Show business is one of the few businesses that the devil will actually agree to own just a portion of your soul because he knows if you have a performer's ego you were probably working for him all along.
For my next trick I will make everyone understand me.
The Internet has usurped the collective unconscious and access to cosmic consciousness has become difficult and almost primitive.
I'm not completely sure we aren't all living in a hallucination now.
On some level any appearance on Television can be seen as a product endorsement.
The demand for standup in the eighties was created by how easy it was to exploit 'comedians' and create very cheap television programming.
In the sixties and seventies you could probably name all the great comics. It was still special.
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