I have funny bones. If there's ever any kind of tension, I'll always be the one to try and be funny to loosen things up.
I believe that laughter is the best emotional Band-Aid in the world. It's like nature's Neosporin.
I keep waiting for the roof to cave in. I was raised to follow the Golden Rule, you know, treat people the way you wish to be treated. That's kind of the way I live my life. Maybe someone up there likes me for that.
The more cynical you become, the better off you'll be.
I find the earth to be a place of misery in which I am surrounded by the conformity that kills society.
I am not bisexual. I am not gay. I have never had sex with men.
Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man. Just stop calling.
You basically have a group of four spies who are chosen for a mission they feel for the fact of how competent they are and how their expertise and they're the right one for the job. But ultimately they find out they've been actually chosen for their incompetence.
Misery is manifold. The wretchedness of the earth is multiform.
You can't be funny if you don't have good material.
This whole acting thing was always just for me and was always an absolute shot in the dark. If it didn't pan out, I had my hammer and tool belt, banging nails again tomorrow if I had to.
But I'm kind of spoilt when it comes to comedy. I was on 'Friends', which was one of the funniest things on television.
I'm much more low-key than the characters I've played.
When I was younger and studying acting, I never ever saw myself in the sitcom world; it was drama that really turned me on and still does.
Work to me has become kind of a hobby. I was a part of something that gave me financial independence and the rent is paid. Now it's just about projects that turn me on.
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