Keep yourself busy if you want to avoid depression. For me, inactivity is the enemy.
I am a bit of a daydreamer.
Success came to us at an age where we could enjoy it. We went through a lot of hard times, so we appreciate success all the more now.
The most useful form of time travel would be to go back a year or two and rectify the mistakes we made.
Comedians don't have a monopoly on suffering. But creative people are sometimes fortunate enough to be able to incorporate their most traumatic experiences into their art.
If I ever play Hamlet, it'll be in a dress!
It's very likely that graduates, current employees and retirees have some wonderful pieces of Deer Park history in their closets or garages.
What fun is life without a bit of showing off?
If the worst that happens is that I wake up and see a picture of myself and a headline saying, 'He wasn't very funny last night', then I've got nothing to complain about.
I don't expect to be thin, but I'd like to feel a bit healthier.
I finally learned to love myself by dressing up as Geri Halliwell.
It's important to hold something back, though, because quite frankly my personal life is pretty dull and I don't want to bore people with it.
When I left school I was full of angst, like any teenager, and I channeled it all into comedy.
I'm a very recent convert to the gay scene. I went to a party a couple of years ago and met a very nice man who took me under his wing and started taking me out to clubs. It was a revelation.
People see my impressions as a great skill and I am flattered, but there are things I can't do that everyone else can. I can do funny voices and funny faces but I can't drive.
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