If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.
I don't believe in astrology. The only stars I can blame for my failures are those that walk about the stage.
It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.
I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.
Work is much more fun than fun.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.
My body has certainly wandered a good deal, but I have an uneasy suspicion that my mind has not wandered enough.
Success took me to her bosom like a maternal boa constrictor.
I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.
Let's drink to the spirit of gallantry and courage that made a strange Heaven out of unbelievable Hell, and let's drink to the hope that one day this country of ours, which we love so much, will find dignity and greatness and peace again.
I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when I am threatened with having nothing left for my old age - which is due to start next Tuesday or Wednesday.
It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.
Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.
I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me.
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