When I come home and I'm tired from filming all day, I expect her to be there and make sure everything is cool for me. You know, like drawing my bath and helping me into bed.
I have made many serious statements - I just can't remember any of them. I guess they mustn't have been very important.
I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth.
What's the point of staying sober?
I might get drunk one day and fall in love or fall over a hooker outside, and I would have consummated a relationship that I couldn't necessarily believe in.
I'm only drinking white wine because I'm on a diet and I don't eat.
I'm not a villain, I've never hurt anyone. I'm just a tawdry character who explodes now and again.
You get so weak from eating pears that you fall down, and then they come and take you away on a stretcher.
I do not live in the world of sobriety.
I like to give my inhibitions a bath now and then.
I'm not as thrilled with myself as I used to be.
I do think a carpenter needs a good hammer to bang in the nail.
I like the effect drink has on me.
I don't like doing most things unless I can do them quite well.
But the trouble is that when you drink it, you invariably meet other people drinking it.
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