Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Schizophrenia beats dining alone.
Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.
Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.
A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.
Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you'll find the real tinsel underneath.
What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left.
I think a lot of Bernstein - but not as much as he does.
I've given up reading books. I find it takes my mind off myself.
Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.
I am no more humble than my talents require.
The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.
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