I don't know of any other creature on earth other than man that will sit in a corner and cry because of some painful experience in the past.
You may have heard that back in the States there are some people who are smoking grass. I don't know how you feel, but it's sure easier than cutting the stuff.
I never was able to do karate. That's calling me a good actor. I act like I can do anything.
I'm awkward at these things. Just being nominated for an Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor for Karate Kid was a real surprise and I was a little uncomfortable.
Hip Nip just sounds groovy. A drummer laid it on me.
I still have a young attitude.
I went from being an ailing child to a public enemy.
It's been a career filled with very low valleys and some wonderful, high peaks.
I didn't have a childhood.
I'm in semi-retirement, but what am I going to retire to? I don't ride horses, I don't golf anymore. I shoot a game of pool every now and then.
Thanks to the Japanese and Geronimo, John Wayne became a millionaire.
A lot happens in 20 years.
The idea of a Japanese comedian was not only a rarity, it was non-existent.
I began in an era where four-letter words were not allowed.
Only in America could you get away with the kind of comedy I did.
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