You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but you can only make a monkey out of the voters every four years!
A gun is a necessity. Who knows if you're walking down a street and you spot a moose?
The Clinton Administration has turned out to be a boon. I knew that he would be wonderful, I just knew it from the beginning. From Arkansas? Shoot.
Will I obliterate national debt? Sure, why not?
Only a cheap politician, greedy for political gain, would try to single out one individual for blame. The fault lies not with the individual but with the system, and that system is Richard Nixon.
I am neither left wing nor right wing. I am middle-of-the-bird.
All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian.
Assuming either the Left Wing or the Right Wing gained control of the country, it would probably fly around in circles.
Should we continue to spend billions to subsidize foreign military dictatorships, or should we concentrate on taking better care of the one we have right here at home?
I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.
It's tough campaigning, kissing hands and shaking babies.
The No. 1 cause of forest fires is trees.
Wine is something to enjoy. We get sick and tired of people who pick it apart and talk about its 'saucy nuances.'
The federal government spends millions to run the Postal Service. I could lose your mail for half of that.
In America, any boy can grow up to become president. Or, if he never grows up, vice president.
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