I want to show all sides of myself. I mean, I don't want to howl at the moon my whole life, you know?
I giggle when I put myself down. It's just funny to me.
Serious and intense people, they drain you. But someone who's an idiot, like myself, they're fun. You either hate me or you love me.
Whenever someone dies everyone says, I love that guy, except for Jeffrey Dahmer.
I'm not used to getting good reviews.
When you put yourself out into the world and say, 'Hey, look at me,' you're going to get criticized.
Comedy wasn't something I chose - it chose me. I was just inherently funny when I was a kid.
When you're a kid, all you really care about are Slurpees and Slip N Slide and riding your bike, and that's what I did.
Few if any teenagers can relate to getting up for school and finding famous comics like Pryor and Williams hanging out in your living room after a hard night of partying. But that's Hollywood.
I was one of the first veejays to take the camera out on location, and that's what was unique about MTV at that time.
My mom is two people to me. She's my mom number one, and then she's this lady most comedians know as being a legendary owner of a nightclub that's responsible for starting a lot of heavy careers.
I think you gotta look at stuff half-full as opposed to half-empty.
Death isn't a funny thing. We're all lucky to be living.
I'm into politics - I'm interested in the election and how pissed off people get.
People should stop poking fun at other people and worry about themselves.
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