When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
A gun is no more dangerous than a cricket bat in the hands of a madman.
Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed.
I don't think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing.
We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves.
The man who invented the red carpet needed his head examined.
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