If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.
The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire is the magic word that wipes away any culpability. The media is jealous of this freedom.
I have to stay true to myself.
I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.
Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.
I want to manufacture a feud.
Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show.
Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.
Wow. I am really pretentious.
I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my 16 years of schooling.
I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while. I'll just quit if it's stupid.
I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take an ironic stance against him. It actually turned out to be a really funny piece.
If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as it's not The Naked Guy, I don't care.
I just want to do cool stuff.
I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was literally like retards employing retards.
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