The purpose of life is a life of purpose.
Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.
Byrne's Law: In any electrical circuit, appliances and wiring will burn out to protect fuses.
Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who already left.
Partying is such sweet sorrow.
Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell.
There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on.
Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography.
Winter is nature's way of saying, 'Up yours.'
Everything is in a state of flux, including the status quo.
To err is human, to purr feline.
A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising for the rest of his life.
No one ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have tried while trying to write one.
Doing a thing well is often a waste of time.
Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life.
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