I always prefer to believe the best of everybody, it saves so much trouble.
If you can keep your wits about you while all others are losing theirs, and blaming you. The world will be yours and everything in it, what's more, you'll be a man, my son.
We have forty million reasons for failure, but not a single excuse.
He wrapped himself in quotations - as a beggar would enfold himself in the purple of Emperors.
I have struck a city - a real city - and they call it Chicago... I urgently desire never to see it again. It is inhabited by savages.
God could not be everywhere, and therefore he made mothers.
Never look backwards or you'll fall down the stairs.
Gardens are not made by singing 'Oh, how beautiful,' and sitting in the shade.
The silliest woman can manage a clever man; but it needs a very clever woman to manage a fool.
All the people like us are we, and everyone else is They.
A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.
Small miseries, like small debts, hit us in so many places, and meet us at so many turns and corners, that what they want in weight, they make up in number, and render it less hazardous to stand the fire of one cannon ball, than a volley composed of such a shower of bullets.
Words are, of course, the most powerful drug used by mankind.
Borrow trouble for yourself, if that's your nature, but don't lend it to your neighbours.
When you're wounded and left on Afghanistan's plains, and the women come out to cut up what remains, jest roll to your rifle and blow out your brains and go to your gawd like a soldier.
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