I'm convinced to do improv. All you have to do is listen to what people are saying to you, and then just add more information to what they've just said. That's all there is to improv, but it's the hardest thing to do.
The sky, the sky beyond the door is blue.
Never trust sheep.
Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana.
Back off or the lizard gets it!
You know, I've got a confession to make myself. I'm not really a priest, I've just got my shirt on backwards.
I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe.
If I could rap, that would be a sensation, but I can't, you see, I'm just a Caucasian.
I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around.
What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth from a blimp. And chess.
I'm Jim Phillips, I have multiple personalities. I'm also a skindiver, a puppeteer, and I was the tenth president of the United States.
I wasn't particularly funny in high school, but I grew up with three older brothers who were quite funny.
That is raw dough. Never eat raw dough. They can make worms in your tummy. Worms in your tummy.
If I were but a man who would be tall, I would be me.
The first rule to living in America is 'Stop tap dancing, you fool!'.
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